Corporate Double Speak
Joe O'Connor


A Widget to generate Corporate Double Speak in three word phrases. Please note, this Widget will unleash real-time channels, enable virtual web-readiness, integrate intuitive models, exploit interactive platforms, leverage open-source niches, iterate compelling e-services, empower strategic paradigms, and redefine distributed ebusiness. So please, use with care.

[Editor's Note] To move this Widget...
On Mac: Hold down the Command key and drag.
On Windows: Hold down the Control key and drag.

Initial Version


11362 Downloads
Version 1.0 - Added September 14, 2005

Comments for Corporate Double Speak


Corporate Grunt - March 4, 2006
OMG, the more I clicked it the more I got that glazed over half conscious condition that seems to overcome me at each quarterly all hands meeting. It's like a lazy person's answer to word magnets. I love it.

Corporate Grunt - March 4, 2006
OMG, the more I clicked it the more I got that glazed over half conscious condition that seems to overcome me at each quarterly all hands meeting. It's like a lazy person's answer to word magnets. I love it.

Well lan......... - November 29, 2005
i dont get this thing, but anyway lan on my comp ( which is a windows ) it works fine when i turn off the voice.

LoneRabbit - September 29, 2005
Wonderful! It works so well. It will make writing corporate copy so much eaier. Thank You.
There should be away to submit new words that we stuck inside the coporate infrastructure hear crop up day to day.

Ian - September 23, 2005
I loved this widget but when I changed some preferences, such as no voice, it stopped working. Now it just doesn't respond. Anyone else have this problem? How can I fix it?

Ian - September 23, 2005
I loved this widget but when I changed some preferences, such as no voice, it stopped working. Now it just doesn't respond. Anyone else have this problem? How can I fix it?

Michel, from Tours - September 22, 2005
Think, for crying out loud!

Nirodha - September 20, 2005
LOL, Oh man, you are killing me with all this corporate nano-double speak, small talk, bullsh*t!

Mr. Trent - September 17, 2005
A delta shift resulting in a net-net output usability.

Adrian Gonzales - September 15, 2005
Fantastic! Kinda helps you put things in perspective.

Doug - September 14, 2005
Hilarious! Best-of-breed interactive e-tainment!

Tim Romero - September 14, 2005
You forgot the "Editor's note: To move this Widget, hold down the Control key on Windows or the Command key on Mac and drag." :) Very clever cute-ish Widget. You're good at reintermediating cutting-edge applications!

Shahzad - September 14, 2005
Only tried it a little bit so far.

Great niche opportunity applified :-)